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Godfrey Elfwick™

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Genderqueer Muslim atheist. Born white in the #WrongSkin. Itinerant jongleur. Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens of minority issues.

Surbiton, U.K.
Joined November 2015

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    1. Betsy Fischer Martin‏Verified account @BFischerMartin 10 Jul 2016

      Really? @united pilot just directed passengers on PA to pay attention "to the pretty young ladies in the aisle" for safety instructions.

      2,622 replies 181 retweets 212 likes
      Godfrey Elfwick™‏ @GodfreyElfwick 11 Jul 2016
      Replying to @BFischerMartin

      WOW. This man is not fit to fly a plane. Can you get him sacked? Ask @united if they have any feminist pilots. @BFischerMartin

      3:42 AM - 11 Jul 2016
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      20 replies 30 retweets 98 likes
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        2. david w. thompson‏ @dwthompson1945 11 Jul 2016
          Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @jtLOL and

          WOW, you are seriously messed up...

          2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. R.O.C.K. in the  🐸‏ @ROCKInTheUSSA 12 Jul 2016
          Replying to @dwthompson1945

          PSSSST - Godfrey is a parody account. He's awesome :) @lifeonahorse @dwthompson1945

          1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
        4. gab.ai @lifeonahorse‏ @LifeOnAHorse 12 Jul 2016
          Replying to @ROCKInTheUSSA @dwthompson1945

          Given some of what I've seen on Twitter, it's a relief to know.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        5. R.O.C.K. in the  🐸‏ @ROCKInTheUSSA 12 Jul 2016
          Replying to @LifeOnAHorse @dwthompson1945

          LOL, it IS! I've followed him for a long time, he never contradicts conservatives who call him names. :)

          1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
        6. R.O.C.K. in the  🐸‏ @ROCKInTheUSSA 12 Jul 2016
          Replying to @ROCKInTheUSSA @LifeOnAHorse @dwthompson1945

          Spend some time in his TL - once you realize he's a parody he's truly hysterical - plays it beautifully :)

          1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
        7. gab.ai @lifeonahorse‏ @LifeOnAHorse 12 Jul 2016
          Replying to @ROCKInTheUSSA @dwthompson1945

          I'll do that, thanks. His avatar is pretty creepy.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        8. R.O.C.K. in the  🐸‏ @ROCKInTheUSSA 12 Jul 2016
          Replying to @LifeOnAHorse @dwthompson1945

          LOL - you shoulda seen his "brother's"!! :O

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        9. R.O.C.K. in the  🐸‏ @ROCKInTheUSSA 12 Jul 2016
          Replying to @ROCKInTheUSSA @LifeOnAHorse @dwthompson1945

          Oops. I believe Godfrey called him his non-gender-specific sibling :)

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Mo R. Pheus  🕵🏻‏ @scotbot 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        Quite right! Directing "pretty young ladies" to give safety instructions is no way to fly a plane safely. @BFischerMartin

        0 replies 3 retweets 6 likes
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      2. managercharliecash‏ @mgrcharliecash 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        @JustEric @united @BFischerMartinpic.twitter.com/AC1sgVL7ly

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      3. gab.ai @lifeonahorse‏ @LifeOnAHorse 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @united @BFischerMartin

        Jesus, you're a fool.

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      4. Patriotic Tiger‏ @Domidayv 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @united @BFischerMartin

        Or better yet, how about a transpilot. Someone who dresses like and believes they're a pilot.

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      5. John MacArthur‏ @jwmac57 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        @BruceNV @united @BFischerMartin He was joking. Have you seen the flight attendants lately? Sheesh!

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      6. John Connor‏ @ARC_agent 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick

        I'm literally shaking. But I think that might just be early onset Parkinson's. #VotedLeave 😎 @united @BFischerMartin

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      7. Gareth Prite‏ @GarethPineCone 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @BFischerMartin

        I worked with a woman once who said I was attractive. She's totally correct, but I got her fired anyways.

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      8. Drew Kalocai‏ @DrewKalocai 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @united @BFischerMartin

        Ugly men should give the safety instructions. Less distraction that way.

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      9. COSuzeQ‏ @Susancnw 11 Jul 2016
        Replying to @GodfreyElfwick @united @BFischerMartin

        Are you that stupid?Nvr mind.Most pilots r too busy flying to worry about this childish crap.

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