Really? @united pilot just directed passengers on PA to pay attention "to the pretty young ladies in the aisle" for safety instructions.
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WOW, you are seriously messed up...
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PSSSST - Godfrey is a parody account. He's awesome :)
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Given some of what I've seen on Twitter, it's a relief to know.
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LOL, it IS! I've followed him for a long time, he never contradicts conservatives who call him names. :)
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Spend some time in his TL - once you realize he's a parody he's truly hysterical - plays it beautifully :)
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I'll do that, thanks. His avatar is pretty creepy.
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LOL - you shoulda seen his "brother's"!! :O
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Oops. I believe Godfrey called him his non-gender-specific sibling :)
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Quite right! Directing "pretty young ladies" to give safety instructions is no way to fly a plane safely.
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Jesus, you're a fool.
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Or better yet, how about a transpilot. Someone who dresses like and believes they're a pilot.
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@BruceNV@united@BFischerMartin He was joking. Have you seen the flight attendants lately? Sheesh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
I'm literally shaking. But I think that might just be early onset Parkinson's.
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I worked with a woman once who said I was attractive. She's totally correct, but I got her fired anyways.
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Ugly men should give the safety instructions. Less distraction that way.
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Are you that stupid?Nvr mind.Most pilots r too busy flying to worry about this childish crap.
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