Godfrey Elfwick™

@GodfreyElfwick

Genderqueer Muslim atheist. Born white in the . Itinerant jongleur. Xir, Xirs Xirself. Filters life through the lens of minority issues.

Surbiton, U.K.
Joined November 2015
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 24

    Before blaming Islamic terrorism on Islam, please read this and educate yourself:

    1,136 replies 9,896 retweets 16,482 likes
  2. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    INVENTING MUSIC

    Know How a Muslim advanced humanity? By inventing surgery, coffee, flying machines, the University, optics, music, hospitals, & Algebra.
    36 replies 54 retweets 247 likes
  3. 12 hours ago

    Muslims also invented: Food Sitting down Trees Hair Clouds Whistling Jumping Water Pizza Nintendo Switch

    Know How a Muslim advanced humanity? By inventing surgery, coffee, flying machines, the University, optics, music, hospitals, & Algebra.
    270 replies 818 retweets 2,585 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jul 6
    Replying to

    I often speed around the streets in my van. Cravat and smoking jacket on puffing away on my cigar laughing at all the welfare oiks!

    3 replies 9 retweets 53 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jul 6
    Replying to

    The road to hell is paved with roads.

    8 replies 26 retweets 203 likes
  6. Jul 6

    Who used roads the most in WWII? That's right. Nazis.

    77 replies 313 retweets 1,125 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jul 6
    Replying to

    Exactly! And how much government funding goes into knitting when compared to agriculture?

    2 replies 7 retweets 53 likes
  8. Jul 6
    Replying to

    For instance, the field of cushion research is woefully underfunded.

    6 replies 18 retweets 139 likes
  9. Jul 6

    If a thing potentially benefits more men than women then the government has no right to spend money on it.

    16 replies 64 retweets 300 likes
  10. Jul 6

    The massively male dominated world of cycling.

    53 replies 122 retweets 440 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jul 6
    Replying to

    Spending money on space travel instead of welfare is literally choosing rich white men over everyone else - they are the ones who will go.

    14 replies 22 retweets 123 likes
  12. Jul 6

    Spending money on libraries instead of welfare is literally choosing rich white men over everyone else - they are the ones who read.

    41 replies 286 retweets 999 likes
  13. Jul 6

    I'm glad I lived long enough to see a fellow twitter user realise roads are sexist and racist.

    47 replies 199 retweets 830 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    It was foretold there would one day come a hot take so dumb, it would make everyone on the planet Earth 30% more stupid. This is that day:

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    27 replies 139 retweets 329 likes
  15. Jul 6

    We should abolish roads altogether. Let the commuters, emergency services and goods vehicles arrive by narrow boat. Like the good old days.

    43 replies 97 retweets 471 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jul 6
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    Brown people don't need roads, they travel via astral projection and ancient mountain trails carved out of the jungle by long dead ancestors

    28 replies 196 retweets 944 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    Road repair is the pinnacle of racism. Everybody knows that blacks, Asians, and Mexicans can't drive.

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    20 replies 119 retweets 439 likes
  18. Jul 6

    I agree with Caroline. And any other women who are bitter that they keep failing their driving test.

    144 replies 618 retweets 1,551 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    'Look at this patronising photo I took of some muslims behaving themselves. Checkmate, racists!'

    Taken today on the C Train. Thiiiiiis is what makes America great. Happy 4th of July, y'all. ❤️💙
    22 replies 156 retweets 669 likes
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    Jul 6
    Replying to

    'U suk ur mams dick nigger an i will raep u in the haed! - Brian Richmond. 34. A welder from Blackpool.

    10 replies 16 retweets 126 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jul 6

    How would you know an online 'signed name' is the person's real name? You'll just end up with troll accounts with realistic sounding names.

    My view: if you have something to say online, you should sign your name. If you won’t sign your name, you shouldn’t say it.
    12 replies 28 retweets 142 likes

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