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@GodAlmighti

Every day I wake up, go to work, listen to people bitch, come home, and contemplate who gets my dog after I *definitely not suicide* all over the wall behind me

Just north of the river stix
Joined September 2011

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  1. 14 hours ago

    I must have missed the tweet, why did all the fags get uppity about Kevin Hart?

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  2. 16 hours ago

    I'm so bored I'm trying not to pass put at work right now. Fuck everything.

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    17 hours ago

    President Trump has Often criticized Obama for having a 10 foot wall around his house. Is this true? I went to Obama’s neighborhood to find out. Not only does Obama have a wall - he has 7 walls & armed SS police blocking the road 1000 feet in each direction. So there’s that

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    19 hours ago

    Am I the only one to notice a trend among ultra-remainers from - “An EU army is a fantasy”. To - “We could veto an EU army if we wanted to”. To - “What’s wrong with an EU army?” To - “An EU army is a necessity”. 🤨

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  5. 20 hours ago

    Yesterday was a shameful display from dem house members. They are emotional, uncontrollable, aninals. My neighbor thinks they will be marching in the streets openly as communists soon. Unamerican traitors, purguring themselves while swearing to uphold the constitution.

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    Jan 3

    Racist Rep. Rashida Tlaib removes Israel from her office map and replaces it with “Palestine”: It did not take long to see how this anti-Semitic bigot and Jihad supporter will use her newfound political power.

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    Jan 3

    Democrats take over House and on very first day: - "We're gonna impeach the motherf***er" - reintroduce articles of impeachment against President Trump - Introduce amendment to abolish the electoral college 2019 is going to be all kinds of stupid.

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  8. Jan 3

    I think we should all go back to a time when Americans goal was to Drive Will Wheaton insane.

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    Jan 3

    Memory lane: "The Investigative Project on Terrorism has learned that House Minority Leader headlined a Democratic Party fundraiser with leaders of Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood front groups in May of this year."

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  10. Jan 3

    Nancy Pelosi's daughter is a deeply unattractive female. I thought it was Kramer in a wig till she started talking about beheadings.

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  11. Jan 3

    It's going down, like the titanic in its last hour, a dirty game of money and power, it's going down, like a nigger on the run two bodies on the gun tryin to make it to the sun, it's going down.

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  13. Jan 2

    Apparently you can't make fun of 19 year olds that think they should be running the country or boys who think their gender is tea-kettle. The joke was good, those so disgruntled by it are to fanatically orthodox in their beliefs to admit the absurdity in them.

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    31 Dec 2018
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    29 Dec 2018

    Macho ma'am tranny savage is an amazing name

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  17. 29 Dec 2018

    This dude caused some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. Goes from angry drunk frat bro "lets take this outside" to middle aged upper middle class white woman "I want to talk to your supervisor" in a split second.

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    What is what happens when you “misgender” someone... 🤣🤣

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  19. 28 Dec 2018

    H used to come and go in cycles, the spikes ended because people where dying from overdoses. I want to outlaw Narcan, so we will stop prolonging this costly bullshit. Heroin literally cleans up after itself by taking out the trash.

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  20. 28 Dec 2018

    I don't understand why people want to help heroin addicts stay alive. If you are recreationally taking opiods like H you know you are likely to OD. Why do we want to save people who obviously wouldn't mind dying. We just prolong the problem by maintaining demand for the drug.

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