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Climber, sailor, trans woman, snake wrangler, liberal, renewable energy enthusiast, former politician, brexile/part of the remain diaspora. She/her, ela/dela.

Lagos, Portugal/Cambridge, UK
Joined May 2014

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    Sarah‏ @GoatSarah 20 Oct 2021

    Tesco Express in Cambridge. Look carefully. The middle three rows are photographs.pic.twitter.com/wfmae8lM9k

    5:11 am - 20 Oct 2021
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    267 replies . 955 retweets 4,644 likes
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      2. David Matthewman‏ @djm4 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @GoatSarah

        ...the fuck?

        1 reply . 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Natalya Dell‏ @natalyadell 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @djm4 @GoatSarah

        That would really confuse people in the store trying to reach for a product and hitting a photo board. Not everyone can see well enough to identify photos. How fundamentally dishonest and sneaky.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 36 likes
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      1. Lucy Homan‏ @lucypaw 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @GoatSarah

        To seem is better than to be, to misquote a Latin motto. It's like "fake it 'til you make it" for late stage consumer capitalism.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Alexandra Lanes‏ @osd1000 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @GoatSarah

        So it's like I can now buy an NFT of my washing powder!

        2 replies . 5 retweets 133 likes
      3. Serge Nuffler‏ @SergeNuffler 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @osd1000 @GoatSarah

        ...don't forget to blockchain your dress before laundering...

        0 replies . 0 retweets 37 likes
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      2. Owain Sutton‏ @OwainAlty 20 Oct 2021
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        pic.twitter.com/vQOLdNUn6Y

        6 replies . 2 retweets 127 likes
      3. Owain Sutton‏ @OwainAlty 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @OwainAlty @GoatSarah @HickeyWriter

        My guess is that it's a store with a high shoplifting rate.

        6 replies . 0 retweets 136 likes
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      2. artsyhonker/Kathryn‏ @artsyhonker 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @GoatSarah

        ...at least there's lots of loo roll behind them I guess.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Gennie Frey‏ @BlueEyedVivi 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @artsyhonker @GoatSarah

        Maybe the loo roll did it to hide. It’s had an awfully hard couple of years and just wants some quiet now.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 75 likes
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      1. Chris Washington‏ @c_washington 20 Oct 2021
        Replying to @GoatSarah

        Is the store manager Wile E. Coyote?

        0 replies . 0 retweets 301 likes
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