You are better off this way.
I like how all my twitter friends can gain 25K followers for live tweeting their bowel movements but I am stuck here in obscurity
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if I said something important, one of my checkmark friends would retweet it
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Need some fiber and some coffee if you’re stuck and can’t tweet bowel movements
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Iike i’m SORRY that my BMs are always really interesting shapes okay, i have a congenitally weird butthole
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This.... is not something I expected to read today. Or any day.
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