Hektek

@Go_to_Heck

My particular brand of humor is a knock-off of a more popular premium brand.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2013.

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  1. prije 21 sat

    The proof that Pence is the most gutless politician ever is in the fact that he didn’t seize this moment to become president.

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    4. velj

    Fun Fact! Older lasers used excited gasses to produce the beam of light. These systems required lots of power and water to keep them cool. 💧Our new laser system produces a beam using diodes similar to an LED. Very efficient!

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  3. 3. velj

    It’s understandable that tRump thought Kansas City is in Kansas, because he’s an idiot, but it’s when he tweeted condolences to the people of the great state of Francisco that I really started to worry.

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    1. velj

    I'm the CEO of Antifa. We have sleeper cells in Burger Kings all across the country. Our agents are secretly giving impossible whoppers to every conservative man who thinks he's ordering a good christian hamburger. In 6 months the republican party will be reduced to catgirls.

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    1. velj

    Join us tonight @ 11:30pm for Laser Radiohead! Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2019, let's go back to the beginning of experimental electronic sound! For ticket information and showtimes, check the link in our bio!

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  6. 31. sij

    Oh shit! I just realized commercials are due this week, and I haven’t even started on mine yet.

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  8. 11. sij

    I enjoy the never ending cycle of young people inventing new slang, then old people ruining it. Really makes me yeet.

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    10. sij

    I can’t help thinking he’s chuckling somewhere knowing hundreds of bands with gigs tonight are trying to figure out “an easy Rush song.”

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    10. sij

    We just finished remastering Laser Motown to play on our latest systems.

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  11. 5. sij

    A lot of people see his actions as chaotic, but in reality it’s quite simple to predict the president. In any given situation, chose the absolute worst plan of action, then do it bigly.

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  12. 3. sij

    Every new year I say “Hold on to your butts!” And every year people have completely failed to hold on their butts.

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  13. 3. sij

    2 days into #2020 and I already miss the calm simplicity of #2019

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    23. pro 2019.

    My biggest concern is that Kim Jong Un may not have even sent his Christmas present to us yet, which means it may not arrive until January 5, even if he’s an Amazon Prime® Member.

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  15. 20. pro 2019.

    I’m not normally one to envoke thoughts and prayers, but I’m going to need your support over the next 24 hours. Halfway through my showing of Star Wars today the theater broke and I won’t know how the saga ends until tomorrow evening.

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  16. 18. pro 2019.

    Merry Impeachment and have a Happy Removal! We are ending the war on impeachment, people are finally saying Merry Impeachment again. And for those of you who don’t celebrate, Happy Holidays!

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    Fun fact! The PacSci Laser Dome is one of the largest and longest operating domed laser theater in the world. Experience the dome in action at one of our exciting laser shows! ✨✨

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    4. pro 2019.

    Laser Bowie is now available!

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    Friendly Holiday reminder. Yes, Baby Yodas are adorable at fifty years old, but they get a little attitude at sixty. And local shelters are already overflowing with old baby Yodas.

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    24. stu 2019.

    Did you know: if you can’t afford a book, you can request that your public library buys a copy instead. And the library probably will! And the author still gets paid for it!!

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