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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Joined September 2019
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
I'm going to use it to destroy democracy better, I want this to succeed.
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Jo 🌻
@JoJoFromJerz
If Elon is in fact here to dismantle twitter, I’m still staying. Till the bitter fucking end. Fighting. Because that’s what we Dems do when big bad bazillionaire bullies threaten us. We fight.
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
People accusing me of going on the internet and telling lies are the same people that don't believe full self driving will be out this year.
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S.V. Dáte
@svdate
Because $4 million a day is 1,460 million a year. Twitter was losing $1.46 billion a year? Or is it only losing that now, as a result of his purchase and subsequent management decisions? (Or is that $4 M number just made up?)
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Whoa whoa whoa. That's meant as an insult but here's why I am actually awesome. Psy=gagnam style Cho=Harry Potters wife Path=I never get lost because my tesla autopilot always follows the path, regardless if there is a child in the way. Get rekt lib.
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Jo 🌻
@JoJoFromJerz
Elon Musk is a psychopath. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@GoForDW
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@mrddmia
is also someone who understands that I deserve to have people give me ad dollars. I put a lot of work and money into being forced to buy this site and advertisers can't just back out!
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S.V. Dáte
@svdate
Replying to @nycsouthpaw and @mehdirhasan
He is also the one who goes on Bannon’s podcast to proclaim that Trump could do all the crimes he wanted and that they could not be crimes because he was president.
Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
If I don't get that
@Oreo
ad money I am going to start buying off brand chocolate creme cookies and my 12 kids are gonna complain. They are going to whine every time they have to spend court mandated time with me, "dad, can't we have the real cookies not Safeway ones?"
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nilay patel
@reckless
No one is going to boycott any brand for not spending ad dollars on Twitter, this is the saddest little idea in history twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
I have always had a firm stance. Speech should be free. Unfortunately people don't seem to understand that I own twitter now. Also I make the rules. I can't just have people saying whatever they want, that's why you can buy a verified check mark so we know it is the truth.
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@KyleKulinski
He goes back and forth between ‘FREE SPEECH!’ and ‘actually I moderate even harder than the last guys bro’ on a daily basis twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Don't call me a liar. Next you'll be reporting I don't drink my own urine. Our business changed and it is irresponsible for you to use your account to spread fake info to your followers. You're verified, do better. Also pay up next week!
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Brianna Wu
@BriannaWu
He’s such a shameless liar. Here’s notorious left-wing rag @wsj pointing out Twitter had over $2 billion in cash reserves BEFORE Elno’s leveraged buyout. They were doing the best in a decade, until he did this leveraged buyout. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
This is the best take. See how he uses the word "efficiency"? Hit me up next week
@GeraldoRivera
and I will send you a free week of verification for your always top notch takes!
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Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera
Elon Musk has declared All-Out war on his former staff. At 9am Pacific time, Massive Layoffs go into affect at Twitter. With no formal notice and gut-wrenching efficiency, Musk and his inner circle have eliminated about half of its pre-Elon workforce. 3,700 Twitter jobs gone.
Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Human rights are stupid. If I didn't come from a family that abused human rights to mine minerals would I be rich af today? We will all move on to tomorrow surviving like before. And now I don't have to pay them.
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Nigel Farage
@Nigel_Farage
Elon Musk has fired the entire “Human Rights” team at Twitter HQ. How will we survive?
Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Could you afford to run TMZ at -$4 million per day? You give off a holier than thou attitude like you don't buy up skirts. Maybe you should look at yourself in the mirrors first!
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TMZ
@TMZ
Elon Musk says he had no choice but to fire half of Twitter's work force, claiming the app was losing $4 million per day. tmz.com/2022/11/04/elo
Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Thanks Kyle! I deserve those ad dollars. Companies money was ruled free speech by SCOTUS, if they refuse to advertise here they hate free speech and I shall not reward them by eating cookies!
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Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
If you are boycotting Twitter over @ElonMusk's respect for free speech, I'm done with your company. Looking at you: • @pfizer • @Oreo • @GeneralMills • @Audi If you cannot respect my Constitutional rights, I cannot respect your company. It's that simple.
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Yo, tits are a bird and birds fly up. Therefore going tits up is just what a bird site is expected to do because, duh! Birds don't fly down, nerd! 😂
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Angry Staffer 🌻
@Angry_Staffer
I’ve been thinking a lot about how to keep up with everyone—and still host weekly AMAs—if Twitter goes tits up. I hope you’ll join my (100% free) substack. I don’t know how much I’ll write if Twitter stays tolerable, but it’s there if we need it. angrystaffer.substack.com
Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
The lesson is going to be about hoe cool and smart i am... Have you even seen my memes? Some people may say they are made by racists and antisemites, but they're just so 🔥 how could I not support them? Morals? Hah!
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Stonekettle
@Stonekettle
People keep demanding that I leave Twitter. Are you kidding? The richest man in the world is busy learning a $44 BILLION lesson. This is going to be taught in business courses for the next hundred years. And I have a ringside seat. Now, why would I want to miss that?
Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
He's nice to me unlike the haters. I would never promote extremism and climate denial, that's why I am moving to Mars.
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Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
By my count, Elon Musk has now personally replied three times on Twitter in the past week to Tom Fitton, the climate change-denying, election-denying right winger who also advised Trump to hold onto government documents that weren’t his to hold onto. Make of that what you will.
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
If everyone was sleeping then they wouldn't be awake to cancel their ad buys. Maybe they should stop being so woke and just let me continue to autobill their credit cards while they sleep.
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Josh Marshall
@joshtpm
Let's say a few words about "brand safety". Musk and top Republican leaders are now complaining that the problem is "woke" activists breaking Twitter and pushing it toward financial collapse. Nope. That's not it. Not remotely. Are there people pushing for boycotts or ...
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
How bad could it possibly be? The pay for checkmark plan starts Monday and election day is Tuesday. Like 2 days is going to make a difference!
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Ben Collins
@oneunderscore__
Here's what's going on at Twitter right now: It's a nightmare. Employees are sounding the alarm about how it could make getting reliable information on this site during Tuesday's elections impossible.
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Keep being mean and I will buy
@motherboard
and lay you off for a hat trick! Only good news on my website about me please!
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jules roscoe
@julesaroscoe
NEW: former Twitter employees sued the company for firing them with no advance notice and no severance pay, a lawsuit filed on Thursday claims. this is apparently the second Musk-owned company to fire people with no notice this year. #TwitterLayoffs vice.com/en/article/qjk
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
iPhones are like, super tricky to use. MAKE ROTARY MOBILE PHONES PLEASE
@APPLE
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Jon Favreau
@jonfavs
“Pay our favorite rich troll or we’ll haul your ass before Congress where a bunch of old assholes who barely know how to use an iPhone will yell at you for a few hours!”
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Dane Wilcox
@GoForDW
Well why is my wallet getting smaller since I bought this company? Why are advertisers pulling out? Surely it's not me...
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Manisha Sinha
@ProfMSinha
Seriously folks this is the real economic news, the US economy continues to grow in the middle of a global inflation while the Republicans continue to stoke fears about recession. Trussonomics in Britain is a preview of GOPs economic disaster. nytimes.com/live/2022/11/0
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