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Well, holy shit. I just saw my oncologist. Everything’s clear. No chemo! Can’t believe it! NO CHEMO! Have been organising my life around the idea that the next three months were just *gone*!
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UK cops took down the attackers in eight minutes. Death toll wasn't higher because attackers didn't have access to guns. You people are dumb
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Brave UK citizens are forced to turn chairs into defensive "weapons" while unarmed police flee. bit.ly/2qMC99f
"I only liked him when he harassed game developers, black women and rape victims" twitter.com/LouiseMensch/s
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One day we'll tell kids, oh yeah, they let this guy cheat and win women's races and no-one said shit because of an unspoken agreement among progressives that, really, in the end, the achievements of top-class female athletes have less value than the demands of mediocre men.
Thought this was set up at first but ending convinced me. Good. For. Her.
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I got a bit of bad news recently. A little touch of the old cancer. Luckily, ball cancer is one of the best ones to have (sorry, ladies!) and they got rid of it all pretty quickly, along with a ball. Bye, ball! I'll never forget the good times!
This is what is known as "getting your hands dirty". Thank you for your bravery, Posie. You are a legend.
I'll vote for the first fucker to say they'll reverse Brexit and I'm not alone.
People are waking up. 2023 is the year we win. #DownWithThisSortOfThing
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‘Pope Ted—The Father Ted Musical’ written by Arthur Mathews and myself, music by Neil Hannon, is almost written. I just thought you’d like to know. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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Six months on HRT!
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The videos from this event are quite something, whatever you think of Walsh. They show why 'no debate' was the policy for years. Once you say these idiotic talking points outside of Twitter, you look like a fool.
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A trans EMT tried to use his medical training to prove that sex is not binary. He ran into trouble when I asked him how he’d respond to a patient with a penis who claims he’s having a miscarriage.
Here are 122 examples of predators using a trans status to abuse women and children. 122 reasons Nicola Sturgeon is a traitor to women
Friend sent me his. A gay man is fired for not playing along with Sam Smith's stupid pronouns.
Sang Nazi songs as a teenager, had secret meeting with Julian Assange, spoke at a Neo-Nazi conference *in Germany*. Don't talk to us about treachery.
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Encouraging a foreign power to damage our interests. Years ago that would have been called treachery. twitter.com/campbellclaret
A long, painful road to marriage equality, to persuading a cautious public that gay people are not perverts and homosexuality not perversion. It took a while but men like and women like got the job done.
And then Sam Smith came along.
Will never understand why Yanks shit themselves after every Euro terrorist incident when this is their daily reality
Ok here we go. Ten minutes till chemo (preventative, nothing to worry about, all well)
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The greatest hoax humanity ever played on itself and only a smattering of people in the entertainment industry will join me in publicly standing up to it.
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It gives them an erection, Tom. So I say fuck, no.
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Imagine you're one of Adam Graham's victims and you hear the leader of your country refer to him as "she" and "her". For that alone, Nicola Sturgeon should resign.
"I don't think people voted for this" says someone on Morning Joe. This is exactly what people voted for. This.
Imagine hacking the phone of a man who was caring for his dying wife twitter.com/piersmorgan/st
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Here's a question. How come opines on everything under the sun except the campaign to save women's sport from male cheats? Do you not agree with Sharron that women's sports should be protected, Gary?
Every Confederate statue is a participation trophy. twitter.com/wilw/status/86
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We know who you are, though. You're the bloke who hacked Nigel Havers' phone when he was caring for his dying wife. twitter.com/piersmorgan/st
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You think Trump is going to be able to wave and smile after climbing stairs? C'mon.
*sang Hitler Youth songs as a teenager, speaks at German far right events, couldn’t become a prefect at Dulwich College because his house master thought he was a fascist*
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At Shoreham Airforce Museum to meet one of the pilots that flew in the Battle of Britain. 
If only she'd stopped you from hacking Nigel Havers' phone when he was caring for his dying wife twitter.com/piersmorgan/st
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Ewan McGregor: "I don't want to appear on your show."
Piers Morgan:
I used to buy this newspaper every day and believe the things that were in it.
It really is like being in a sitcom sometimes. You meet a nice person from the give what you think is an ok interview, and this is how they caption it.
He's like a comedy machine
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Trump blames delay in personally donating to Harvey relief on press pool reporters not telling him where to donate bit.ly/2gwexFK
You literally sang Hitler Youth songs as a teen
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Cannot believe we're seeing Nazi salutes in 21st century America.
Every tweet from Donald says the same thing. "My father hated me and nothing I do will ever be good enough"
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I have not heard any of the pundits or commentators discussing the fact that I spent FAR LESS MONEY on the win than Hillary on the loss!
Go fuck yourself, you traitor to humanity
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Detained for 7 years without charge by while my children grew up and my name was slandered. I do not forgive or forget.
Look what they've done to her. How can anyone support this movement.
In Ireland, under Self ID, this man can use women's toilets. New hate crime laws will make it illegal for women to complain about it.
If you told me 15 years ago that it would be defending this woman while whistles and looks the other way, I wouldn't have believed you.
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Brave Women’s Rights Advocate @Riley_Gaines_ details the terrifying ordeal she faced after being punched and held hostage for 3 hours by Trans Activists simply for speaking up about the need to protect women in sport
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This is a heartbreaking and brilliant piece about the adolescent nihilism that helped bring about Trump
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I'm left wing. And you're deliberately ignoring the scandals at the Tavistock and Mermaids, the takeover of women's sports, the attacks on livelihoods, the removal of safe spaces for women, men in womens prisons etc. Your judgement hasn't improved since Iraq, I see
Thanks for bringing me back but please don't forget @WingsOverScotland who's needed now more than ever.
JK Rowling did something just as heroic as one of her characters tonight. #IStandWithJKRowling
Trump would use Barron as a raft if it came to it.
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So Kathy Griffin is more harmful to Barron Trump than global warming. Got it.
This made me a little teary-eyed. I ❤️ London and good on the cops who tweeted this too
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All three of these kids grew up to face the choice between “what is right and what is easy” and they all chose easy.
Since June 7th (5 days), Pink News has written 40 articles about JK Rowling, 37 with her name in the headline.
This is harassment, plain and simple, and a warning to other women not to speak.
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Oof, I thought you boys were done embarrassing Ireland
Ah, yes, the Nazis, famously bigoted against straight white men with blonde hair
Could you post a photo of yourself with today's newspaper?
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I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I'm doing. Rest assured, I'm here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!
A sad moment from today. A woman attacks a man for carrying a GC placard and then displays her double mastectomy scars. A damaged movement full of damaged kids
Sure thing. Ted thinks being a racist for his not-very-bright friend is funny until he gets caught. Then he starts panicking and flailing about, making the situation worse and exposing his racism in different ways. SOUND FAMILIAR?
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It's not just the SNP that have beclowned themselves on behalf of predatory men.
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And now India Willoughby is retweeting people talking about my ex-wife, naming her, harassing her, the type of thing that broke our marriage up. Because India Willoughby is a sadistic man named Jonathan who harbours a deep hatred of women. He's a scumbag. As are all TRAs.
Farage
1. Sang Hitler Youth songs as a teen
2. Visited Julian Assange for reasons he won’t talk about
3. Spoke at a far-right rally in Germany
4. Endorsed a paedophile for Senate
Maybe not the right person to be talking about credibility
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The Michael Wolff claims that Trump has ‘less credibility than anyone who has walked the earth’ are now in themselves beyond credibility. Like him or not, @POTUS is achieving great things.
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Oh, it's actually today! Hurray!
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This day 25 years ago – 21 April 1995 – Father Ted aired on Channel 4 for the first time.
Written by Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews, it won Best Comedy Programme at the BAFTA Awards in 1996.
In 2012, viewers voted it the greatest comedy show ever broadcast on Channel 4.
I never ask for RTs, but please RT the tweet below. So important that as many people as possible see what Wikileaks are up to.
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Assange jumps in with anti-Mueller propaganda. In yellow is the original tweet. In blue is what they deliberately left out. @20committee
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Fuck off George. Sit this one out if you can't disguise your hatred of women.
People make a big deal of Harry Potter turning on her, but every single character in that series came from HER head. She IS Harry. She's not just Harry, she's Hermione and Ralph, and Dumbledore, and everyone else. If you're on her side, you're doing all right. #IStandWithJKR
Imagine actually doing what Sam Smith tells you to do like he’s some form of aristocracy. Fuck him and the horses he ran in on.
Got a 12 hour suspension for this. Had to delete it to get my account back but I stand by it. Twitter is such a fucking joke.
He's an ungrateful, traitorous, talentless misogynist.
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Every male arguing for the latest fashionable incarnation of "trans rights" is arguing for an expansion of his own rights at the expense of women and girls.
If only more more of your followers were aware that you hacked Nigel Havers while he was nursing his dying wife twitter.com/piersmorgan/st
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Folks, In the same way that you don’t tell anorexic kids they need liposuction, you don’t tell vulnerable kids with feelings of dysphoria that they need surgery and drugs. You certainly don't tell them fairy stories about being "born in the wrong body".
Could be worse. Nigel Havers was nursing his dying wife when you hacked him. twitter.com/piersmorgan/st
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Syria intervention is creating discord between the Trump fans who drink toilet water and the ones who just bathe in it
Best thing about the JK Rowling tweet is that now trans rights activism is seen by millions as the deranged shitshow that it is. Even better than her utterly compassionate and correct tweet, is the bedlam it has released.
Little pockets of heroism and resistance popping up everywhere. Good for these girls.
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Vermont high school girls' basketball team "forfeits playoff game rather than compete against team with transgender player"
"We believe playing against an opponent with a biological male jeopardizes the fairness of the game and the safety of our players"
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Those who try to normalise sex between grown men and nine year olds should be careful deploying the word 'shame'.
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Police arrest peaceful anti-monarchy protesters & have erected giant barriers to osbcure pro-republic banners. Right to freely protest suppressed. Shame!
I find it absolutely extraordinary that so few famous names have come forward to defend JK Rowling from the most appalling abuse for standing up for women and girls. What is wrong with you all? Where is your integrity?
Well, The Guardian wouldn’t have published it
After so many times waking them up to awful news, finally able to say to the kids "It's an extremely complicated and uncertain result!"
So funny
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Who are the worst Professional Ignorers? The people who should be speaking up for reality, science, gay rights and women's rights, but aren't? I'll go first
for not robustly defending JK Rowling.
Two trans activists were hanging around next to us in the pub and didn't say a word to us. Then on their way out they targeted the younger women for some abuse. Even offline, they're cowards.
Hey everyone! Lovely to be back to broadcast the fact that a gay man was headbutted by a barman in a pub in Belfast. Homophobia is still alive and well in Ireland.
Another fucking theatre kid who never heard no.
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Asking not be called "cis" is akin to using the "n-word" now.
Seems reasonable 
Again, the people falling for this are M O R O N S.
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‘It is my time of the month. I’m experiencing PMS. I’m eating a lot of chocolate, and feeling bloated, and cranky, and crying.’
