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@Glinner
NorwichJoined June 2007

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Well, holy shit. I just saw my oncologist. Everything’s clear. No chemo! Can’t believe it! NO CHEMO! Have been organising my life around the idea that the next three months were just *gone*!
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One day we'll tell kids, oh yeah, they let this guy cheat and win women's races and no-one said shit because of an unspoken agreement among progressives that, really, in the end, the achievements of top-class female athletes have less value than the demands of mediocre men.
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I got a bit of bad news recently. A little touch of the old cancer. Luckily, ball cancer is one of the best ones to have (sorry, ladies!) and they got rid of it all pretty quickly, along with a ball. Bye, ball! I'll never forget the good times!
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‘Pope Ted—The Father Ted Musical’ written by Arthur Mathews and myself, music by Neil Hannon, is almost written. I just thought you’d like to know. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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The videos from this event are quite something, whatever you think of Walsh. They show why 'no debate' was the policy for years. Once you say these idiotic talking points outside of Twitter, you look like a fool.
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A trans EMT tried to use his medical training to prove that sex is not binary. He ran into trouble when I asked him how he’d respond to a patient with a penis who claims he’s having a miscarriage.
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Sang Nazi songs as a teenager, had secret meeting with Julian Assange, spoke at a Neo-Nazi conference *in Germany*. Don't talk to us about treachery.
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Encouraging a foreign power to damage our interests. Years ago that would have been called treachery. twitter.com/campbellclaret
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A long, painful road to marriage equality, to persuading a cautious public that gay people are not perverts and homosexuality not perversion. It took a while but men like and women like got the job done. And then Sam Smith came along.
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The greatest hoax humanity ever played on itself and only a smattering of people in the entertainment industry will join me in publicly standing up to it.
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Imagine you're one of Adam Graham's victims and you hear the leader of your country refer to him as "she" and "her". For that alone, Nicola Sturgeon should resign.
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In Ireland, under Self ID, this man can use women's toilets. New hate crime laws will make it illegal for women to complain about it.
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If you told me 15 years ago that it would be defending this woman while whistles and looks the other way, I wouldn't have believed you.
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Brave Women’s Rights Advocate @Riley_Gaines_ details the terrifying ordeal she faced after being punched and held hostage for 3 hours by Trans Activists simply for speaking up about the need to protect women in sport🏉 🇺🇸📺@TuckerCarlson @FoxNews
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I'm left wing. And you're deliberately ignoring the scandals at the Tavistock and Mermaids, the takeover of women's sports, the attacks on livelihoods, the removal of safe spaces for women, men in womens prisons etc. Your judgement hasn't improved since Iraq, I see
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Since June 7th (5 days), Pink News has written 40 articles about JK Rowling, 37 with her name in the headline. This is harassment, plain and simple, and a warning to other women not to speak.
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A sad moment from today. A woman attacks a man for carrying a GC placard and then displays her double mastectomy scars. A damaged movement full of damaged kids
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Sure thing. Ted thinks being a racist for his not-very-bright friend is funny until he gets caught. Then he starts panicking and flailing about, making the situation worse and exposing his racism in different ways. SOUND FAMILIAR?
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Can you explain this?
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And now India Willoughby is retweeting people talking about my ex-wife, naming her, harassing her, the type of thing that broke our marriage up. Because India Willoughby is a sadistic man named Jonathan who harbours a deep hatred of women. He's a scumbag. As are all TRAs.
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Farage 1. Sang Hitler Youth songs as a teen 2. Visited Julian Assange for reasons he won’t talk about 3. Spoke at a far-right rally in Germany 4. Endorsed a paedophile for Senate Maybe not the right person to be talking about credibility
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The Michael Wolff claims that Trump has ‘less credibility than anyone who has walked the earth’ are now in themselves beyond credibility. Like him or not, @POTUS is achieving great things.
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People make a big deal of Harry Potter turning on her, but every single character in that series came from HER head. She IS Harry. She's not just Harry, she's Hermione and Ralph, and Dumbledore, and everyone else. If you're on her side, you're doing all right. #IStandWithJKR
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Imagine actually doing what Sam Smith tells you to do like he’s some form of aristocracy. Fuck him and the horses he ran in on.
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Got a 12 hour suspension for this. Had to delete it to get my account back but I stand by it. Twitter is such a fucking joke.
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Every male arguing for the latest fashionable incarnation of "trans rights" is arguing for an expansion of his own rights at the expense of women and girls.
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Folks, In the same way that you don’t tell anorexic kids they need liposuction, you don’t tell vulnerable kids with feelings of dysphoria that they need surgery and drugs. You certainly don't tell them fairy stories about being "born in the wrong body".
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Best thing about the JK Rowling tweet is that now trans rights activism is seen by millions as the deranged shitshow that it is. Even better than her utterly compassionate and correct tweet, is the bedlam it has released.
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Little pockets of heroism and resistance popping up everywhere. Good for these girls.
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Vermont high school girls' basketball team "forfeits playoff game rather than compete against team with transgender player" "We believe playing against an opponent with a biological male jeopardizes the fairness of the game and the safety of our players" vnews.com/mid-vermont-ch
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Those who try to normalise sex between grown men and nine year olds should be careful deploying the word 'shame'.
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Police arrest peaceful anti-monarchy protesters & have erected giant barriers to osbcure pro-republic banners. Right to freely protest suppressed. Shame!
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I find it absolutely extraordinary that so few famous names have come forward to defend JK Rowling from the most appalling abuse for standing up for women and girls. What is wrong with you all? Where is your integrity?
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After so many times waking them up to awful news, finally able to say to the kids "It's an extremely complicated and uncertain result!"
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Who are the worst Professional Ignorers? The people who should be speaking up for reality, science, gay rights and women's rights, but aren't? I'll go first for not robustly defending JK Rowling.
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Two trans activists were hanging around next to us in the pub and didn't say a word to us. Then on their way out they targeted the younger women for some abuse. Even offline, they're cowards.
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Hey everyone! Lovely to be back to broadcast the fact that a gay man was headbutted by a barman in a pub in Belfast. Homophobia is still alive and well in Ireland.
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