Looks likeâŚ
Whoâs OUT:
Priti Patel
Dominic Raab
George Eustice
Steve Barclay
Grant Shapps
Whoâs IN?
Lord Frost
Suella Braverman
James Cleverly
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Iain Duncan Smith
Whoâs F*CKED?
âŚthatâll be us
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Many of the native fish species found in Oklahoma's waters have long lifespans. In fact, in late May 2019, an Oklahoma angler caught a 66lb female smallmouth buffalo fish that was estimated to be 62 years old. That's a whole 37 years past being eligible to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
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đđđđđ this made me snoet-laugh.
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God so many MAGAs are going to nail themselves to so many crosses itâs going to look like the Third Servile War was fought by a Ted Nugent concert twitter.com/NBCNews/statusâŚ
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You supported the defunding of criminal justice.
Every part of the system is in crisis.
The courts are at a standstill while youâve spent a summer on the beach.
Victims wait years for justice.
There has never been a better time to be a criminal than under this government.
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We have already recruited 13,790 police officers who are giving us the firepower needed to fight crime, put more dangerous offenders behind bars and make our streets safer.
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How many different BS excuses have trumpers tried so far?
1. âThe FBI planted the documentsâ
2. âThere are no documentsâ
3. âThe documents arenât classifiedâ
4. âTheyâre meinâ
5. âWriting my memoirâ
6. âBut Obamaâ
7. âWe were busy with treason and forgotâ
8. âTheyâre just boxes!â
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The eight stages of Trumpâs guilt:
1. âI didnât do itâ
2. âI didnât do anything wrongâ
3. âI didnât do anything illegalâ
4ď¸âŁ âThe people accusing me are guiltyâ
5. âThe law is illegalâ
6. âProve it!â
7. âWhat happened didnât happenâ
8. âItâs fine, I did it and Iâll do it again...â
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The Government's constant lies.
a. We have offered 15% to them. No it is on future work and hence will take effect at some vague date.
b. This will pay them ÂŁ7000. No. First years wages ÂŁ12000.
15% = ÂŁ1,800. Won't pay the electric bill.
Don't lie. Help
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Gas price increases since last year
France : up 8%
Germany : up 23%
UK : up 215%
WHY WHY WHY
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we are merely weeks away from "heating is woke"
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This is one hell of an ad from the Democrat running US Senate in South Dakota. The question is whether people will watch it and share it.
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If you ask applicants to upload CVs to your website to populate forms and it instead fills the online forms with trash that has to be deleted and redone manually, your head of IT & head of HR will be imprisoned for life to manually fix up all job seekers applications for them.
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Ok well, Gaelic Twitter, guess my learn a language hobby just got more serious.
Math fhèin! Going to start in September!
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We started festival season in Reading with and now weâre back to end it with !!!come find us next to welfare in Yellow at #Readingfestival
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Our award-winning #Scots Dictionary for Schools app has received an exciting update! đ˘đ´ó §ó ˘ó łó Łó ´ó ż
Now featuring a brand new random word generator and improved layout.
Download for free via the App Store or Google Play today! dsl.ac.uk/our-publicatio.
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Here's an awake picture, for comparison with is cutie pie sister.
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This lil dude is asleep. He cannot be comfortable!
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Cis man walks into a women's space and commits a sex crime and all the GCs claim it's trans people's fault despite the fact that that exact scenario would have happened unchanged even if we didn't exist. Literally nothing to do with us at all
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This I think sums everything up. This Tory MP voted to allow sewage into the water. But all it takes is a tweet saying âIâm appalledâ because they donât think anyone will check or care. Why should they. There will be no consequences. The corruption and harm are almost unbearable
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I am appalled by the latest sewage discharges into bathing waters in the local area, and Southern Water must be held to account for this threat to both public health and marine life. (1/2)
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Booking a weekend trip to Manchester (our 1st time visiting) for next month, and oh-my-FUCKING-god, rail prices in this country are a criminal enterprise.
Two of us driving down from Edinburgh in our car is cheaper, faster, more convenient - and a lot less greener. It's sordid.
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Don't use heating.
Don't cook hot food.
Don't expect a pay rise.
Don't fall ill.
Don't need a dentist.
Don't swim in the sea.
Don't use trains.
Don't use airports.
Don't bother reporting crime.
Don't expect justice.
Don't attempt to protest.
Life in Tory Britain in 2022.
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Ahead of #LOUDWOMENFest, @safegigs4women trustee Mel shares some advice on bystander intervention.
See loudwomen.org for the full interview - including bonus cat content!
Music in background: 'Sing for your daughters' by @hannahrosekessler
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Drawing Bayesian inferences after extensive sampling, I've determined that it's 99-percent certain that anyone who uses "woke" as pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead. Please don't blame me for pointing this out--it's just science.
Iâm confused: How can Trump be so sure that he declassified the evidence that the FBI planted?
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Not work related.
I have heavily implied "you absolute wanksock" in several posts today because my patience is thinner than a human hair.
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My lockdown hobby having completely taken over my life, I'm so happy to be starting the Gaelic course at in September.
Apologies in advance to everyone I'm going to bore going on about it.
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Poet Lennie Pennie writes about the courage of domestic abuse survivors.
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I genuinely canât think of one major policy that has improved peoples lives or made something better in the entire 12 year period of these Tory governments.
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Ok well.
Vote Tory, get Tory fascism. I don't make the rules.
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People who vilify Britain will be treated as extremists and referred to the Governmentâs deradicalisation Prevent programme under plans by Rishi Sunak. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2022/
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4 days after I challenged Starmer to his face about lying to party members, I receive this letter from Labour HQ terminating my membership. Shameless & vindictive. A party rotten to the core, that canât tolerate being held to account by a 71 year old. Even Stalin mightâve blushed
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Guy next to me on plane: âWhy are you wearing a mask? You donât need to anymore.â
Me: âIt helps me mind my own business.â
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Vote Tory, get Tory.
How much of a payroll did you get this year, Shapps? Hmmm...oh, did you expense more than ÂŁ160k?
Never vote Tory, kids!
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Train drivers already earn almost 60k but clearly thatâs not enough for ASLEF bosses, who have called more strikes designed to hurt the people they claim to stand for, and who on average earn far less. Taxpayers gave ÂŁ600 p/household to the railway during Covid and deserve better
