Yesterday was resume day. Today is “you can’t submit this application without a cover letter” + “I guess I gotta write a cover letter” day. 
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I really think you’d enjoy my jokes, I’m told on the internet that I’m funny and it would be good for team building to have a semiprofessional comedian at hand. Also I can lift 50lbs if necessary.
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