Jen Goldberg

@GirlGoneGoldbrg

Described as highly competent by my husband in our wedding vows. GirlsGoneGoldberg elsewhere.

WeirdoWood, CA
Joined April 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Feb 2016

    What's the untranslatable German word for "The forlorn pangs of heartbreak when you realize you'll never know your dog's actual birthday"?

  2. Jun 7
  3. Jun 6

    Pretty sure the opening credits for is the first ever Piss Christ/Blade Runner/Immigrant Song mashup.

  4. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    If I had to describe Donald Trump's leadership style in a single word, it would probably be "syphilitic".

  5. Jun 5
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    This is from an Australian news outlet.

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    In 1990, Donald Trump told Playboy that coal miners lack "imagination" and "don't have 'it'":

  8. Retweeted
    Jun 1
  9. May 31

    This is the social media of a brand with nothing to lose. 🔫🔫

  10. May 31

    D'oy. That's why I do it. @everythingisterrible666 ・・・ Yoga is the gateway to the occult!

  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    WONDER WOMAN will by Monday morning be the highest grossing movie about WWI ever made. That war is box office poison

  12. Retweeted
    May 30

    covfefe you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, covfefe!

  13. May 30

    Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, Chuck Woolery. Goodnight all tweets hashtagging covfefe.

  14. Retweeted
    May 29

    I hope everyone has a Very Mummy Summer

  15. Retweeted
    May 29
  16. May 29
  17. May 27

    Thanks for my new favorite photo of us two.

  18. May 24

    Another great game with these great folks in the books last night. ⛹️‍♀️👖🏀 ! !

  19. May 23

    Further proof that Terry Crews is a goddamn national treasure: "Terry Crews’s Next Act: Designing Chairs"

  20. May 21

    I missed this sleepy piggy so much!

  21. Retweeted
    May 21

    "icarus would've suffocated in space's vacuum before he got anywhere NEAR close enough to have the sun burn his wings" -- greek mythbusters

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