Jen Goldberg

@GirlGoneGoldbrg

Described as highly competent by my husband in our wedding vows. GirlsGoneGoldberg elsewhere.

WeirdoWood, CA
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Joined April 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Feb 2016

    What's the untranslatable German word for "The forlorn pangs of heartbreak when you realize you'll never know your dog's actual birthday"?

    2 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
  2. Jun 7

    In the parlance of our times, "it me"

    Gal Gadot forgot where she was at
    6 likes
  3. Jun 6

    Pretty sure the opening credits for is the first ever Piss Christ/Blade Runner/Immigrant Song mashup.

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    If I had to describe Donald Trump's leadership style in a single word, it would probably be "syphilitic".

    1 retweet 7 likes
  5. Jun 5

    "I’m not alone. I’ve got Cher."

    1 like
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    This is from an Australian news outlet.

    965 replies 75,102 retweets 174,122 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    In 1990, Donald Trump told Playboy that coal miners lack "imagination" and "don't have 'it'":

    299 replies 4,152 retweets 5,701 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    My statement on ’s announcement

    1,885 replies 13,621 retweets 29,118 likes
  9. May 31

    This is the social media of a brand with nothing to lose. 🔫🔫

    Oh my god RC Cola is a savage
    1 reply 4 retweets 18 likes
  10. May 31

    D'oy. That's why I do it. @everythingisterrible666 ・・・ Yoga is the gateway to the occult!

    1 like
  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    WONDER WOMAN will by Monday morning be the highest grossing movie about WWI ever made. That war is box office poison

    1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 30

    covfefe you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, covfefe!

    7 replies 73 retweets 255 likes
  13. May 30

    Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, Chuck Woolery. Goodnight all tweets hashtagging covfefe.

    7 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 29

    I hope everyone has a Very Mummy Summer

    2 retweets 2 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 29

    28 replies 375 retweets 1,679 likes
  16. May 29

    Parkour!

    I do not have the skills required to stop watching this.
    1 reply 2 likes
  17. May 27

    Thanks for my new favorite photo of us two.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  18. May 24

    Another great game with these great folks in the books last night. ⛹️‍♀️👖🏀 ! !

    2 likes
  19. May 23

    Further proof that Terry Crews is a goddamn national treasure: "Terry Crews’s Next Act: Designing Chairs"

  20. May 21

    I missed this sleepy piggy so much!

    1 reply 6 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 21

    "icarus would've suffocated in space's vacuum before he got anywhere NEAR close enough to have the sun burn his wings" -- greek mythbusters

    4 replies 26 retweets 110 likes

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