Admitting you have a problem, is the first step
Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.
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Is this an intervention? Are you going to tell me to have a seat and it's a toilet sans a toilet seat? Or more likepic.twitter.com/F05R83byID
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It's almost endearing in a way. I bought a punchdown tool once (something you're probably ever going to need one of) and for a month it was showing me not only other punchdown tools but also the one I already bought.
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John Lewis doing the same. Offering me an ad for the washing machine they just delivered yesterday. Do they think I run a launderette?
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But... Their algorithm clearly shows people who bought Toilet Seats also bought More Toilet Seats. You're the outlier.
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Presumably statistically most people who buy one or more toilet seat are plumbers
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Ah, Flushing Meadows
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I dunno, having a couple of spares to use in case of visiting royalty doesn’t seem like a bad idea...
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They bring their own.
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