Adam Allouche

@GimmeTheLouche

Black Lives Matter.

Detroit, MI
Joined December 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Apr 2017

    '"What's the analytics on that? That's a W. Then I hit 'em with the pose.' --Tommie Smith, probably" --Dion Waiters

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  2. Jun 10

    Yet another example of how my job has ruined my brain: my first thought after reading the tweet was that it had a pronoun-antecedent disagreement.

    Prize winner Amelia wanted us to point out that her teardrop tattoo is not because she murdered anyone. She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory.
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  3. Jun 6

    Doc is about to go Ben-Tisse-Dwight to fill up his Bingo card

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  4. Retweeted
    Jun 6
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    Doc spent a year campaigning for Ben to win DPOY yet when given the chance behaves as if he didn’t truly believe that, he really is a member of the Democratic Party

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  5. Jun 6

    Enjoying my tailgate spread while watching Embiid warmup vids

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  6. Jun 6

    He definitely will want to play. He wouldn't have played under Hinkie (though this would have been unprecedented) and would have definitely played under Colangelo. Feels like he is going to play and I will be terrified, can't wait!

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  7. Jun 3

    How are all of these people Danny Ainge?

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    Just some sports fans talking about sports
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  8. Jun 2

    To put it in terms my toddler would understand, would you call the tear "itsy bitsy" or "teenie weenie", perhaps?

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  9. Retweeted
    May 29

    3-0 and two words for you… win!

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  10. May 26

    Not now, man. It's game day.

    Jalen Reagor says he'll play in the slot this year
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  11. Apr 14

    Would love for the Sixers to stop posting pictures of Danny Green wearing a mask that the CDC would not recommend but fuck it let’s get the 1 seed I guess

    Home court fits. //
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  12. Apr 9

    SVG has Zion on the floor with Willy Hernangomez, Jaxon Hayes, and James Johnson. Will be great to have him back in the booth next year. One of my favorites.

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  13. Mar 30

    Utah resident aggressively stashes what gets him going to prepare for not having porn on his phone

    Rudy Gobert's current ranking in a bunch of very different defensive metrics: 538 RAPTOR: 1st ESPN DRPM: 1st Def EPM: t-1st points saved: 4th Def Win Shares: 1st Def BPM: 6th Block %: 4th Defensive on/off swing (1000+ mins): 4th
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  14. Mar 30

    OH HELL YEAH

    'The Bad Batch' premiere will be 70 minutes
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  15. Mar 25

    Are you 100% sure he isn’t talking about literally any other Scott?

    Daryl Morey on the center options after trading away Tony Bradley and Vincent Poirier: "Joel and Dwight can obviously play the more traditional five, and Doc, if he chooses, can put unique lineups on the floor with Ben (Simmons) and Tobias (Harris) and (Mike) Scott."
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  16. Mar 25

    Lowry or no Lowry, just please get Mike Scott off this team so Bball Paul can put up 20/10/5/3/3 on the Lakers on national TV tonight

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  17. Mar 24

    The Heat are going to be absolutely insufferable with Lowry aren’t they?

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  18. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    I just... No, I don’t hate watch this show. I avoid it at all costs until this shit pops up on my TL. I just want to AGAIN point out how fucked this is. Like come on. We can’t be this fucking ignorant. Projecting this to the largest audience of the NBA is problematic.

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    Candace Parker wasn't into Shaq's suggestion that the WNBA should lower the rim so that players could dunk "It's coming...My next child will be drop step dunking"
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  19. Mar 16

    Hey now!

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    Tonight Tobias Harris said he yelled to the crowd at Wells Fargo after this shot “I’m an allstar”
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  20. Mar 12

    No

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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    Updated Sixers trade target tiers 1. Not happening 🥲: Beal & Lavine 2. Probably not happening but would be great: Lowry & Lonzo 3. Might happen & could help: Fournier, Eric Gordon & Oladipo Listen to me & discuss everything Sixers trade deadline ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

    🔥 Fresh episode 🔥 Sixers pre trade deadline special w/ ! 🤔 Kyle Lowry rumors 👁 Why this deadline is important for the Sixers future 👀 Oladipo, Eric Gordon, Fournier or Lonzo? 🏀 Other targets? Apple -> Spotify ->
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