James Gilmour

@Gilofthepeople

come for the jokes, leave for the jokes also // longform tweets

Joined November 2013

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    14 Nov 2018

    why does nobody else seem to get that *I* am the protagonist of twitter

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  2. Retweeted
    31 Jul 2018

    Big Step Backward: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Dementors Are The Wizarding World’s Version Of Italians

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  3. 13 hours ago

    Dave Rube-in imo (this may have needed some more work)

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    Paddington 2 predicted the far-right elements of the 'gilet jaune' movement.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    i marked bastani's PhD and can confirm that I passed it even though he repeatedly spelt Hegel as "Hey Gurl" and every single footnote was a topless picture of him flexing

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  6. 17 hours ago

    me: despite the criticism and the cliches, there's still a certain magic to Harry Potter, a nostal- *JK Rowling kicks down the door* her: wizards traditionally shit on the floor

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    18 hours ago
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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    i saw this like 6 days ago and have not stopped thinking about it for even a single minute

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  9. 20 hours ago

    cat person: Tokyo drift

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  10. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    my torysona is called Phillip Crispy-Lewis, he's sixty four and he voted Remain because he likes profits

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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    there’s only one kind of PhD I care about and that’s the Plane Harassing Drones

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    Netflix knows how to make posts go viral on Twitter. But its social media presence may actually be quite shady, says

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    Still my fav post on tumblr

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  14. 23 hours ago

    just want Ocasio-Cortez to be my friend now really

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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Just took 93yr Mum to greggs, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which line for vegan sausage rolls?" A cheer went up from waiting millennials

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  16. 24 hours ago

    it's going to be a lot less charming when it's Harlem Shake videos surfacing

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can dance if she want to, she can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

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  18. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    hello, I'm a spy in a movie. I get turned into a pigeon

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Pulp - Common People

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    i fucking love the "LiveLeak" watermark like this is an ISIS execution video

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  21. Jan 3

    hello, I'm a spy in a movie. I get turned into a pigeon

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