Lisa

@Giglet

Artist and dancer

UK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2009.

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    In a UK supermarket, if a salad is described as ‘washed’ that means washed in a chlorine rinse.

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    Germ scientists have confirmed that the ‘five-second rule’ for eating food off the floor is fairly accurate.

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    31. sij

    Congratulations Britain on the dawn of a new error.

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    26. sij

    A common error in prayer technique is sitting around asking for stuff. Most experts agree a more effective method is getting off your ass and doing something.

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    P*ers Morgan, who constantly says people are far too sensitive these days, is on day 1732 of attacking a woman who didn't text him back once

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    15. sij

    Hey Basij, I'll make you a deal: if you let the students you're terrorizing and threatening to kill at Amir Kabir University go, I promise to restore your penises to normal size.

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    14. sij

    Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil

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  8. 15. sij

    Why was the tornado making monster noises? Kinda sounded like the dinosaurs from jurasic park

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    1. Simply pointing out whether someone is left or right wing isn't winning the argument. 2. If a joke is good enough, it can be enjoyed by anyone. 3. It's not all about you. 4. Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

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    In 1837 when Alfred Bird tried to find a solution for his custard-loving but egg-intolerant wife, he created Bird’s Custard Powder, one of the first ‘free from’ foods.

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    6. sij

    "Si ganas, ven, acepta tu pequeño premio esta noche, ven, acéptalo, agradece a tu agente y a tu Dios, y vete a la mierda. A nadie le importan tus puntos de vista sobre política o cultura". -Ricky Gervais

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    31. pro 2019.
    Prikaži ovu nit
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  13. 1. sij

    I think i recommended this doc to everyone i speak to 😂

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  14. 1. sij

    Ok. I think it's time to pull my finger out and start clearing out this spare bedroom. Wish me luck. Im going in 🙈

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  15. 30. pro 2019.

    Stay in bed until midday and hope no phone calls require me to actually work

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  16. 30. pro 2019.

    Can someone explain to me what's going on here? Are they actually going to privatize the NHS?

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  17. 30. pro 2019.

    Joe only falls for women he thinks need 'saving'. When he finds out 'love' is as capable as he is, it turns him off.

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  18. 30. pro 2019.

    'Im in so in love' then notices 'love' isn't perfect 'ok im gonna kill you now' lol

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    A word of the day for those of you in the office today: FIRTLE - to look busy despite doing very little

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    Enjoying the fact that Joe's new love interest's name makes it look like he's from the north of England.

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