This is truly amazingly bad reporting on what can only be described as a preliminary, exploratory epidemiological study No, your cell phone isn't trying to kill youpic.twitter.com/HhFVzDizvF
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The first one is 1.00-2.17 That is ~technically~ significant, but really only just. This is likely to be a meaningless result
The second is 1.38-3.03. This is a more robust result, but it's still bordering on insignificance given the sample size
So the headline finding, the one that is being used to scare everyone about how terrifying light is... ...probably isn't true And it gets worse
This is the conclusion. It's the closest you can get to saying "we found nothing at all" without actually coming out and saying itpic.twitter.com/sRD9NO3Pgb
Note to journalists: when a scientists hedges this much in a conclusion, there's a good chance the findings were not significant at allpic.twitter.com/Uahhl1pLvS
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