I could call it the "Coffee Cleanse". You do everything normally but give it a fancy name because that's how these things sell
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I could write a book. It'll just be a new cover with a medical textbook inside explaining how the kidneys and liver work
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I could sell special dietary supplements to take on the cleanse except when you open the bottle up it's just coffee grounds
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OMG I've been on your special detox plan, like, all day and I've never felt better! Tomorrow I'll add a second cup of the coffee cleanse.
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I should sell this it'll go viral straight away
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