Underslept already, horrible noise during the night, wake up. The cat is fighting my underpants. Don't get a cat. Get something that sleeps, and isn't weird.
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Both parties intact but bemused.
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My furry idiot once lost a fight with a paper bag. We had to help her get it off whilst she meow piteously
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