Everyone does stupid shit on those two present-ridden days, but also half the health system has gone on leave so there are less people around to help
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Obviously I'm joking, but also for the sake of everyone please try not to do life-threatening things like drive drunk or talk to your racist uncle
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And if you HAVE to talk to him, at least make sure you've got a convenient escape path before he starts talking about immigrants
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