I feel like there's an equation/paper in here somewhere. @jamesheathers any thoughts?https://twitter.com/GidMK/status/877661909763276800 …
-
-
Replying to @GidMK
Nah, you've fucked it. Here's how it works. 1) any good insult needs RHYTHM. You're comparing one short thing, with one long thing.
1 reply 2 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @jamesheathers @GidMK
2) therefore, any long insult of any reasonable length should have meter, cadence, and PARTS. It needs SECTIONS.
1 reply 1 retweet 1 like -
Replying to @jamesheathers @GidMK
3) swearwords are almost irrelevant, because they don't *really* improve insults - they do intensify normal things well.
1 reply 1 retweet 1 like -
Replying to @jamesheathers @GidMK
4) forget about a long list of insults. See how much funnier 'near-sighted gynecologist' is than everything else? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsJxIoFu2wo …
1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
Stop it I just wanted a simple equation that solved all my problems not actual science dammit
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.