Quick! Someone un-follow him!
999 followers Just one more and I can satisfy my irritating need for round numbers
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STOP CRAPPING ON MY DREAMS DAMMIT
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I'm number 1,001. Really sorry about that.
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Since you fueled my obsession with my own thoughts by following me, I'll forgive you
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