Surprise surprise! I'm eating toxins! Apparently they are everywhere in my food, and the first step is to...pic.twitter.com/3bqxo4XByO
Epidemiologist. Writer (Guardian, Observer etc). "Well known research trouble-maker". PhDing at @UoW Host of @senscipod Email gidmk.healthnerd@gmail.com he/him
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Surprise surprise! I'm eating toxins! Apparently they are everywhere in my food, and the first step is to...pic.twitter.com/3bqxo4XByO
...you guessed it, detox! Never mind that eating differently makes basically 0 difference in your liver/kidney detoxification systems.pic.twitter.com/RVyGiEgqh3
Remember; our ancestors didn't need to detox (presumably because they died at 30), but since we aren't living "naturally", we do!
Also important is Mr. Nuttiness Himself saying that he has the true secret to detoxification. Alarm bells a-ringing...
Now for the practical advice; how do we detox, Oh wise Mr. Evans?
Turns out it's psyllium seeds, teas, nasty-sounding juices, slippery elm, and our favourite insanity, colonic irrigation!pic.twitter.com/2fjx8qUqHD
It's seriously odd how often these kooks really want to put things in their bum. Unless it has a flared base or is medically advised, don't
Moving along, apparently I need to eat bitter foods because "something, something liver". It's literally not explained more than thatpic.twitter.com/2odVIPVI7K
Although the phrase "get your liver pumping into action" makes me suspect he is thinking of the heart
And remember folks, if your liver isn't working properly, just take some medicinal herbs! No chance of serious injury or death there!
The introduction finishes with this fresh insanity; autoimmune paleo protocol. Because why not?pic.twitter.com/6hgnb1DPOG
Note-the reasons why not start with the lack of evidence, move through the dangers of misinformation, and end in patient suffering
Here we end our short foray into paleo quackery. If you want more, let me know and I'll take some more crazy pics to dissect!
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