He keeps saying "qualified health professional", but since this apparently includes naturopaths I'm feeling worried...
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Surprise surprise! I'm eating toxins! Apparently they are everywhere in my food, and the first step is to...pic.twitter.com/3bqxo4XByO
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...you guessed it, detox! Never mind that eating differently makes basically 0 difference in your liver/kidney detoxification systems.pic.twitter.com/RVyGiEgqh3
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Remember; our ancestors didn't need to detox (presumably because they died at 30), but since we aren't living "naturally", we do!
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Also important is Mr. Nuttiness Himself saying that he has the true secret to detoxification. Alarm bells a-ringing...
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Now for the practical advice; how do we detox, Oh wise Mr. Evans?
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Turns out it's psyllium seeds, teas, nasty-sounding juices, slippery elm, and our favourite insanity, colonic irrigation!pic.twitter.com/2fjx8qUqHD
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It's seriously odd how often these kooks really want to put things in their bum. Unless it has a flared base or is medically advised, don't
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Moving along, apparently I need to eat bitter foods because "something, something liver". It's literally not explained more than thatpic.twitter.com/2odVIPVI7K
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Although the phrase "get your liver pumping into action" makes me suspect he is thinking of the heart
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And remember folks, if your liver isn't working properly, just take some medicinal herbs! No chance of serious injury or death there!
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The introduction finishes with this fresh insanity; autoimmune paleo protocol. Because why not?pic.twitter.com/6hgnb1DPOG
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Note-the reasons why not start with the lack of evidence, move through the dangers of misinformation, and end in patient suffering
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