my 1st reaction to the headline? honey, if you're not eating while having sex with a woman, you're doing it wrong.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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but still an amusing eye-rolling piece

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Thanks, I may try something this silly again sometime
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I wrote something silly about Mike Pence FYI
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Silly? It's F'ing brilliant. Loved it. Laughed to myself and then laughed out loud. And never trust a man who calls his wife,'mother.'
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