Just hoping my wife doesn't have a painful adverse reaction to the 2nd Pfizer dose because the Minaj Rule dictates that I immediately divorce her
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"The vaccine made me cheat on you, baby!"
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Pray for the balls
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He misspelled “correlation”.
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If it has a similar effect on buttocks she could've probably saved herself a small fortune by waiting a few years.
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Hey now it could be mumps
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True, but it's rare that people call off weddings for mumps
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I feel like a 'bigger balls' campaign could actually turn the tide.
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This is why I've always been
#TeamMariah (For those not in the know: they did a season of American Idol together. Mariah was, well, Mariah; but Nicki was, let's says, opinionated. It did not lead to a very smooth work environment)pic.twitter.com/uIwy7qHT3gThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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