Real-life scientist: "Dammit, I spilled coffee on my keyboard, my work is ruined!" TV scientist: "Amazing, I spilled coffee on my keyboard and DISCOVERED A NEW ELEMENT (Caffenium)!
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Real-life scientist: "My funding is running out, better spend the next 1,000 hours applying for grants" TV scientist: *taps button, leans back in chair* "I just hacked the Bank of America and stole $100 million. Back to the mass spectrometer for me!"
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Hey, completely off topic but do you have a prognosis for the UK after the announcement that they're going to cease all social distancing? Is it going to get bad?
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Lol same with tv doctors - I recently watched the Good Doctor (medically one of the worst shows ever) and they had junior residents just casually doing coronary bypass grafts with surgeons who seemed to perform all surgery from brain to bone and everything in between!


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Yes when we watched that Michelle spent most of the time arguing with the TV

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Now do Twitter scientist
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is a perfect counterpart to
@GidMK's humorous thread - thanks for the share!
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