If you have more than 25,000 Twitter followers, and you’re claiming you actually can’t wait to leave this site, let me make it a bit easier. I’ll literally pay you to leave.
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I’d miss you Gid, rather pay for your haircut sans departure
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Wow john really got you a lot of followers. I hadn’t noticed!
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Is this some sort of Faustian deal you're doing here?
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Btw I didn’t fully appreciate the joke just now. That was actually amusing.
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