If you need more of a reason, a place near me in Sydney that specialised in coffee enemas was recently shut down because their sterilisation was inadequate and they potentially gave people HIV and hepatitis
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The real question is dark or light roast enema?
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I'm in a hurry, make mine an espresso
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Please tell me this is not real!
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It's real and not uncommon. Google the term, there'll probably be a place near you offering them
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Oat milk, sweetened with freshly crushed sugarcane juice. Gluten-free water, of course.
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I doubt very much whether they use ‘good’ coffee. Probably that cheap supermarket own- brand that’s like laterite dust ; )
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If you pay top dollar, you can get a fully ironic civet coffee enema.
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4 counselling topics I never expected as a student: 1. No, there aren't tracking devices in the vaccine.
2. Please don't take mercury pills.
3. Yes, viral infections are bad.
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I guess I didn't learn to count properly in school either.
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