Just look at this gorgeous/annoying fuckerpic.twitter.com/io2FWclUJp
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Knocks over full glass of water next to bed at 2:30am Xmas day
"ARE YOU POOPING? HI! IS THAT POOP??? HOLD ON, I'M COMING IN!"pic.twitter.com/18kpHXqwPc
No more ribbons and bibbons on presents... No more (as we discovered this evening) candy canes on the tree. *This is the cats present. She found it briefly this morning. It is now hidden.pic.twitter.com/Ok30YBFd1E
Pro: Excellent foot/lap warmer Con: Will fall asleep on your lap and hence guilt trip you into staying sitting in the same chair for hours even if you really, really need to pee
they actually do this to protect you. in feral cat colonies, you were vulnerable when pooping, and so they go into the bathroom to protect you. in our house, we've turned it into a joke. "Neko, are you going to protect me when I'm vulnerable again?" Always runs out w/ loo flush.
Just like a toddler
Merry Christmas from my two kitties, Chris and Martinpic.twitter.com/byhZIaq3LI
A vase of fresh parsley next to food will help them not eat houseplants...plus, fresh breath!
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