Oh recipe, why do you lie
So bold and
Say it takes 5 minutes to fry
An onion till golden 
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Replying to @GidMK
Haha. I once spent over an hour on a "15 minute" Jamie Oliver recipe. No minions to open cans and chop things in advance for me I guess.
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Replying to @carissa_bon
And they just...lie! Even Jamie can't fry an onion until golden in under 10 mins without burning it
1:13 AM - 22 Dec 2020
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