I dropped a piano-shaped telephone in front of Dolly Parton. (That’s not a euphemism).
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It's a claim to infamy instead. I don't think Cohen learned anything in schul.
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My wife says she met Graham Chapman in a bar and told him she enjoyed Monty Python.
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What was he disguised as?
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One of my high school teachers went to primary school with paul McCartney.
do of course I consider @PaulMcCartney to be a BFF. Not to mention the time The Linda McCartney reps called me back to give paul a message (I was about 13). “Tell him I love his burgers”. Oh autism
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Which teacher was that??!
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My brother in law once met the Queen of England.
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