Thank goodness because I had a lot of cake today......
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Mate you haven’t seen how bad I am at baking.
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You'd have to be impressively awful to give someone COVID-19 tho

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The main point is that THE CAKE IS A LIE while COVID-19 IS NEITHER CAKE NOR A LIE
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And smoking a cigarette won’t give you cancer.
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Smoking many cigarettes will very likely give you cancer. No amount of cake will cause you to die of COVID-19
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Heard you loud and clear
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If the guy handing you the cake coughs on you.....
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But what if i like pie
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