In the bathroom one morning, I had a girlfriend once tease me about how easy it must be to be a man. And I'll grant anyone, being a woman has to be harder. But I turned to her, brandishing my razor, "Right. Drag a sharp blade over your throat every morning, tell me it's easy."
Women's wellness products:
smell nice, look good, lots of flowers yay 


Men's wellness products:
SHIELD YOURSELF WITH HARD, RUGGED SUPPLEMENTS. MOISTURIZE OR DIE



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TACTICAL STEALTH DEFENSE AGAINST ASHY ELBOWS ULTIMATE FUCKSHOP SMART TECH PEW PEW PEW MOISTURIZE YOU MASSIVE BITCH OF DERMATOLOGICAL DOMINANCE *GUITARS*
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Clearly you've brought men's moisturiser before
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Thanks for the reminder to watch this one again. Brilliantly funny and to point.. complete with the mansplaining at the end.https://youtu.be/Dz8AjjW1zJ0
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I like non-gender-marketed, no-nonsense products. O'Keefe's Working Hands. Guaranteed Relief. Small print: For extremely dry, cracked hands. That's it.
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