I have been with my husband @daltshrinker for almost 12 years and only today did I learn that he is one of *those* weird people who put both jam AND margarine (vegan obv) on toast
divorce???
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Replying to @LeaMerone @daltshrinker
No he is making toast correctly, that is the best toast
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Replying to @GidMK @daltshrinker


it’s just wrong. You choose. Margarine / butter OR jam. Not both. I bet you’re an almost burnt toaster too aren’t you?!
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Ohhh I can’t believe I’m saying this- but I’m pretty sure it’s both too

never thought of it as weird but I suppose it is a bit?3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @smizz @LeaMerone and
I have never heard of jam without buttering first. What sort of hellscape is this?
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Replying to @AlfredFlyer @smizz and
i cannot be the minority here?!?! You choose. You don’t have both. It’s weird..... I just tried it. Odd. Very odd. And made the jam slide off....2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes -
Replying to @LeaMerone @AlfredFlyer and
The toast has to be warm enough to partially/totally melt the margarine, otherwise it does indeed become unwieldy
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Also, toast with jam for supper? I like your style!
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Replying to @GidMK @AlfredFlyer and
Yessss! Im not managing much right now post op but toast hit the spot.
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