I have been with my husband @daltshrinker for almost 12 years and only today did I learn that he is one of *those* weird people who put both jam AND margarine (vegan obv) on toast
divorce???
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Replying to @LeaMerone @daltshrinker
No he is making toast correctly, that is the best toast
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Replying to @GidMK @daltshrinker


it’s just wrong. You choose. Margarine / butter OR jam. Not both. I bet you’re an almost burnt toaster too aren’t you?!
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Replying to @LeaMerone @daltshrinker
Nah toast should be moderately browned and topped with butter/margarine and jam/honey. This is the best toast 
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