I have been with my husband @daltshrinker for almost 12 years and only today did I learn that he is one of *those* weird people who put both jam AND margarine (vegan obv) on toast
divorce???
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it’s just wrong. You choose. Margarine / butter OR jam. Not both. I bet you’re an almost burnt toaster too aren’t you?! 
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Ohhh I can’t believe I’m saying this- but I’m pretty sure it’s both too

never thought of it as weird but I suppose it is a bit? - Show replies
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