If 2020 has taught us anything, it's that all those global catastrophe movies were incredibly inaccurate Realistically, 90% of the time would be spent arguing about whether there even was a problem before the meteor hit Earth and wiped us all out
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In real life, you'd probably have a bunch of celebrities arguing that deep-space telescopes are clearly a liberal hoax to increase taxes so that the government can build a rocket
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Imagine the arguments about whether it was reasonable for the government to expect you to stay inside during the impending global winter
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"All I know is that if they develop a vaccine against meteors I'm not going to take it..."
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Please don’t mention the tortoises.
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"94% who died from meteor strikes had underlying comorbidities." "Meteor strikes are not muchworse than volcano eruptions." "It was developed in a lab." "5G attracts meteors!" "Bill Gates *mumble* *mumble* *something*."
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Why are asteroids vegetarians? Because they aren't meteors.pic.twitter.com/R3ogH83I3D
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If we just stop looking through the telescope it will no long there! So the president would just close all telescopes. Problem solved.
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