The only cough medicine which works is the one with codeine. Thanks to a very small number of dickheads now only available on prescription.
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Shhh. Not so loud. Trump will buy the supplies for the rest of the year.
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There are dozens of "cough remedies". It's an industry unto itself, probably worth billions. But none of the "remedies" works.
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I think I'll stick with drinking Scotch to cure any coughs. I reckon it'll be just as effective & a lot more enjoyable.
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It might be nice to suck.
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Hmm, I'll try it as a home remedy. Already grow Thyme, but Marshmallow root? I can't decide whether to plant the little mini coloured or the big puffy white ones. I usually advocate a spoonful of honey to soothe the throat, but I am a beekeeper, after all
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The new soldiering on?
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I've had enough of this prostitution of people's health. They've made a mockery out of medicine and pharmacists sell them like they're doing a shampoo advert that will make your hair grow back with a miracle cure.
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