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Epidemiologist. Writer (Guardian, Observer etc). "Well known research trouble-maker". PhDing at @UoW Host of @senscipod Email gidmk.healthnerd@gmail.com he/him

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    Health Nerd‏Verified account @GidMK 22 Mar 2020

    For everyone who is worried and isolating themselves right now, I think it's important to remember that eating an entire bar of chocolate is a perfectly acceptable response to existential terror and you can get back to your diet after #COVID19

    5:24 PM - 22 Mar 2020
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      1. Health Nerd‏Verified account @GidMK 22 Mar 2020

        Note: this rule also holds true for cake, gummy bears, corn chips, and popcorn, but strangely is not as accurate for marshmallows, the Devil's Snack

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      2. Dr Alice  🇪🇺‏ @AliceEmmaLouise 22 Mar 2020
        Replying to @GidMK

        I've run out of chocolate 😱

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      3. Dr Alice  🇪🇺‏ @AliceEmmaLouise 22 Mar 2020
        Replying to @AliceEmmaLouise @GidMK

        Also haribo supermix which are my current obsession.

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      2. Deo Kalaxo‏ @Ds2k7 22 Mar 2020
        Replying to @GidMK

        Just sayin'... https://www.amazon.com/Toblerone-Jumbo-4-5-Kg-80/dp/B004INT01A …

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      3. Deo Kalaxo‏ @Ds2k7 22 Mar 2020
        Replying to @Ds2k7 @GidMK

        "would take weeks to consume!" haha, maybe when you're *not* filled with existential dread

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      1. IrmaGherd (Retired Nurse Thug) ✳ 💉 💉‏ @maureenchuck1 22 Mar 2020
        Replying to @GidMK

        That also applies to liquorice but perhaps in a little more moderation due to unpleasant GI adverse effects.

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      1. Para Nojd‏ @TheRealParanojd 22 Mar 2020
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        We now have a shortage of cinnamon buns and apple pie.

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      1. Yi_71‏ @YiQi71 22 Mar 2020
        Replying to @GidMK

        If it’s just an entire bar of chocolate I wouldn’t be concerned at all.

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      1. sarah ellis‏ @sellis1808 23 Mar 2020
        Replying to @GidMK

        I completely back this ‘diet’ plan.

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      1. Edele Mancini‏ @EdeleMancini 23 Mar 2020
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        Ah, the „entire bar of chocolate“... I heard it boosts your immune system equivalent to the percentage of cocoa, gives you + 10% XP gain from text message conversations & zoom meetings as well as + 5% resilience against elemental or spiritual dmg and doomsday-anxiety dmg. Neat.

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