Just finished modeling the coronavirus spread based on cases thus far and according to my detailed model with beautiful consistency (R^2 = 99.99%!) 500 billion people will have #COVID19 by mid-August 
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JUST IN CASE, BECAUSE PEOPLE SEEM TO MISUNDERSTAND This is A Joke. There Are Not 500 Billion People On the Planet
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Did you factor those protected by silver toothpaste?
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Do we even have that many people on earth?!?
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I'll double my above bet on this one... Let's play... If you're right neither of us have a penny to lose. ;~)
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We're gonna need a LOT more toilet paper...
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That’s a lot of tests... are we sure China can keep up with making them all ? At least there are@lots of spare planes to transport them around the world.
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Zombie apocalypse!
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