The one good thing about coronavirus is that you no longer have to use vague emergencies as a reason to not go to parties, just pretend to cough over the phone and people will fall over themselves agreeing that you should stay home
Replying to @drvyom
Turns out massive viral pandemics are great for introverts, who knew?
4:29 AM - 8 Mar 2020
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