Shaking someone’s hand - high risk of coronavirus transmission Fist bumping them - reduced risk but risk still present Flipping them off and telling them to eat shit - ZERO risk of spreading coronavirus
Replying to @pixelatedboat
Depends on how forcefully you tell them to eat shit. Droplet-borne disease can be spread it you're spitting those words out 
2:18 PM - 27 Feb 2020
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