HOW TO GENERATE MEANINGLESS NUTRITION HEADLINES: 1. Take lots of people 2. Divide them up by how much they have a luxury food item 3. Compare groups in terms of health outcomes 4. Imply whatever benefit you find is due to the food 5. Profit!?!?!
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The corollary of this is dividing people up by a junk food item: "We found a significant increase in risk of childhood leukemia associated with eating more than 15 Big Macs per week, indicating that MacDonald's is giving children cancer"
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