I've been an adult for YEARS and I'm only consistent with 2, maybe 3 of these. Anyone who does all five is an overachiever or has a staff.https://twitter.com/destroytoday/status/1165625351894175744 …
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Actually, 4 out of 5. Our apartment is rarely clean
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