This woman who carries heavy objects with her vagina has challenged me to a vagina-off and all I can say is that’s not how it works. That’s not how any of it works.pic.twitter.com/QME2PmPCC4
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Who’s Oscar?
"My vagina has a first name; it's O-S-C-A-R..."
I guess it's possible she has 2 but.... What the fuck is she holding it with???? *Attempts to peer into own vagina to see if theres a hook I didn't know about...*
Mine didn’t come with a hook either 
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