The ten rules to improve ANY dish: 1. There 2. Are 3. No 4. Rules 5. Cooking 6. Is 7. Art 8. Not 9. Science 10. Triple the garlic, then double it again
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People arguing for butter and cheese are wrong. Some few dishes are ruined by more butter and/or cheese, but the Garlic Law reigns supreme
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Replying to @GidMK
some people are gonna say "hurr durr what about garlic in chocolate milk" - but guess what fuckers - triple and double of zero is still zero
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That is why the Garlic Law is perfect. If there's no garlic, don't add any. If there is garlic, add more
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