His mum must be so proud
Outstanding mastery of the written word 
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He’s got a secret crush on you
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Sounds like a love note
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What a sonnet
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'Little dinky man' well he's got you there
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How dare you I am Very Big
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It's at risk of being coherent, in places.
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If the garbage people of the internet are taking time out of their day to insult you - you're doing something right!
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