1st birthdays are to celebrate the parents surviving! You should write a hearty congratulations to the Mummy and Daddy!pic.twitter.com/wpwGXkoTxa
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That sounds like a good idea lol
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Yes it’s a time to celebrate the success of the parents so far
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"Tell your kid this just says 'Happy Birthday!' We hid the liquor behind the large bush in your garden"
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I use 1 and 2 birthday cards to remind parents how absolutely delightful we think their child is. This message affirms both the parents and child and it goes over
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People kept asking me what my 2-year-old was into so they could get him stuff. I was like, "PJ Masks? Rocks? College tuition?"
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"Count yourself lucky you lasted this long"
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"Thomas can't really talk"
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"All those Baby Einstein classical music DVDs didn't do anything for your neurodevelopment"
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Savage!
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