Fucking autocorrect, what a nuisance
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Can't you add it to your dictionary? First thing I do with a new phone, add my favourite obscenities.
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my autocomplete refuses to learn bits er, bitcoin, f***#%%*
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Surely you mean "For duck's sake!" Oh, shirt, there I go now...

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You sound like you’re in the Good Place
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