Got on bike to cycle home. Promptly fell off, for no reason. Got dress caught in chain - had been too lazy to change back into sweaty cycling gear. Flashed knickers to oncoming traffic. Couldn’t get up, ankle caught in chain. I need to move overseas now.
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Replying to @MelissaLDavey
or maybe you just need a day off? If it makes you feel any better I once went over the handle bars of my bike in front of a packed bus - that I usually caught at that time every day!
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Replying to @gabriellecj @MelissaLDavey
I did that too once, ended up rolling under a (thankfully stationary) car! Thank goodness for helmets
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Replying to @GidMK @MelissaLDavey
feels wrong to put a love heart on that! Thank god the car was stationary
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Replying to @gabriellecj @MelissaLDavey
Yes indeed. There was a large gouge taken out of my helmet which was even more scary
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Replying to @gabriellecj @MelissaLDavey
Yep. It wasn't fun, took me a few days to get back on my bike lol
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